Clueless Criminals…………

Failure to Communicate: The man who tried to rob the Cafe Treo in Salt Lake City in April likely told the employee to “fill” the bag, but when the employee reached over and earnestly started to “feel” the bag (according to police), the robber said, “You’ve gotta be kidding me” and ran out of the store. [KSL-TV (Salt Lake City), 4-11-08]

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